Sack up, you fucking pussies. Why is your group comprised solely of twenty-eight-year-old white boys?
Yes, I’m laughing at you, even the bitches and their ugly ass friends are laughin’ at cha. And for giving me such a chuckle, I’ll impart some wisdom on ya that I heard from an older soul, he was a fifteen-year-old chronic, crack smokin’ hooker with AIDS, from Las Vegas.
The nigga’ said, “when was the last time you had to suck a dick for weed: bitch.” I loved the kid.
You’re doing a grave disservice to junkies everywhere. You’re merely weak minded individuals that need direction. Get right with yourselves; you’ll be okay.
Insert emoji here of the last dude that died from a THC overdose. He might look something like… well, we don’t know now, do we.
Whitey C. Blackwell